A man walks into a bottle shop...

Apr 7, 11:36 AM

I went into a bottle shop the other day to purchase some wine. There was one girl in the line ahead of me and the cashier asked her for ID—I guess she looked a bit young. So, engaging in a bit of friendly banter when my turn came I asked the cashier, “Do you want to see my ID?” He said, “No, I reckon you’re pretty safe mate.”

Then he paused.

Then he said, “No we don’t give Senior’s Discounts.”

Hmmmmm.

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